"After Billy Wagner's performance against the Yankees yesterday, Willie Randolph told the trainer to bring him in for a brain scan. This is the result.
In the center you'll note a bird's-eye view of the field at Shea conspicuously missing the pitcher's mound. This dysfunctional perception of one's immediate environment, known as the Looper Syndrome, is common among Met closers.
Wagner's condition was confirmed this morning when the trainer asked him where he was yesterday around 4 PM and he said at the Taco Bell in Flushing." - Courtesy of Lester.
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Nothing like Mets' fans and their early season enthusiasm. Kind of like the azaleas - in full bloom in the spring time, nowhere to be found come October.
Tortise and the Hare - lets see who's still playing when it counts in this town...
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