4/20/2006

colon day 0

9:20. I'm off to Mt. Sinai for the colonoscopy. Spent most of night making frequent trips to the can. That phospho soda is powerful. I was thinking they could use it for rocket fuel. Or maybe some upscale spa could re-label it and sell it as a high-priced cleansing routine.

I'm taking the hexar with me. I don't know if I'll be able to use it but we'll see.

Thanks to all of you global well-wishers. Let you know how it all turns out.

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1:30 p.m. I'm back. Colonoscopy is finished. Doctor said all looks good, but now I must wait a week for biopsy results. Now for some sleep and the release of a lot of air that was pumped into me.