"After Billy Wagner's performance against the Yankees yesterday, Willie Randolph told the trainer to bring him in for a brain scan. This is the result.
In the center you'll note a bird's-eye view of the field at Shea conspicuously missing the pitcher's mound. This dysfunctional perception of one's immediate environment, known as the Looper Syndrome, is common among Met closers.
Wagner's condition was confirmed this morning when the trainer asked him where he was yesterday around 4 PM and he said at the Taco Bell in Flushing." - Courtesy of Lester.
