Ouch. I don't like this. I'm starting to get mail from Senior Villages.
The brochures are filled with happy-looking old people. Is that me in one of the pictures?
Some of the copy scares me:
"Each spacious, private apartment is designed for the safety, ease and enjoyment of our residents. We feature senior-friendly bathrooms..."
"Our affiliation with H*** Hospital can make the transition from independent living to our continuum of care should your needs increase..."
And then I turn to another piece of junk mail - and lo and behold - it's from a cemetery.
Man - I think I'm a goner.
I have not minded getting old - but I certainly don't want to be surrounded by other old folks. I think I need a mix of kids and very ancient people around me. Certainly not my contemporaries.
Anyway - I need to check on when the crazy New York Halloween parade is. That was one of the reasons I was experimenting with pushing Tri-x.
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